Tuesday, July 3, 2007

The Corporate Haiku

On Company Politics:

From under the bus…
One seems to often forget,
“It’s just junk mail folks!”

On Marketing:
Lead Generation:
Another headline needed…
To sell the same thing.

On "Buzzwords":
On Yuppies and Dinks:
How can an anagram sound
like a yummy treat?

On Modern Communication:
Emails in all caps.
The slaughter of “your” and “you’re”
Web hath maimed language.

On Programming:
Code is a language
Like rumor is to hive-minds
They’ll never get it.

Hahaha! I could write these all day! =)