Drivetime Haikus

20 miles from home:

Work sucked ass today.
Archipelago mindsets
Never get you far.

18 miles from home:

No wait at the turn.
No traffic jam at the light.
Optimistic bliss.

16 miles from home:

Up yours white Hundai!
Why cut me off at the toll
and THEN hunt for change?!

9 miles from home:

Expressway Asshat:
If you must drive Forty-five,
use the right-hand lane.

2 miles from home:

Gas light starts to blink
Truck cuts me off near red light,
and doesn't turn right.

Home:

Oh Drivetime Haiku,
You saved me from hard jail time!
Road rage is much worse.

Screw it. I'll fill up the gas tank tomorrow. ;D