20 miles from home:
Work sucked ass today.18 miles from home:
Never get you far.
No wait at the turn.16 miles from home:
No traffic jam at the light.
Up yours white Hundai!9 miles from home:
Why cut me off at the toll
and THEN hunt for change?!
Expressway Asshat:2 miles from home:
If you must drive Forty-five,
use the right-hand lane.
Gas light starts to blinkHome:
Truck cuts me off near red light,
and doesn't turn right.
Oh Drivetime Haiku,
You saved me from hard jail time!
Road rage is much worse.
Screw it. I'll fill up the gas tank tomorrow. ;D