Monday, June 30, 2008

Way to go...

Dear readers,

I'd like to begin this blog by saying that whoever invented that ultra-suede micro-fiber that adorns most furniture these days needs to be taken out back and shot.

So, I had my 3rd interview today for this job that I ~really~ want. I mean, I want this job badly enough that I actually picked out an outfit the night before! (Yeah, you heard me).

Well, as you could imagine, I did everything a person normally does when getting ready (shower, hair, make up, etc.) but it's sooooo damn humid here today that I toweled off after my shower but I ~still~ wasn't dry (I hate when that happens!) So, before I put on my new tights, I made sure to use a lil extra powder first... works like a charm!

I'd like to think that the interview went well but most of what happened there has left my head because as I stood up to leave, I noticed that I left a ~perfect~ talcum powder ass print on the chair!!!!

I immediately went to brush it off by pretending to push my chair back in... but noooooooo... As my wonderful luck would have it, it wouldn't come off.

So now, for all I know, their meeting room chair will hold the visage of my ass for all eternity...

Hee hee! Yeah, not ~quite~ the "impression" I meant to leave... Yay me!!!

15 comments:

TheNerd said...

I would say that if that's the worst part of your interview that you probably did very well. My guess is also that if you are doing a 3rd interview that they are already seriously considering you.

I don't think you have much to worry about. But just in case, good luck :)

Lolagrrl said...

Awwww, Thanks! =)

I have to admit tho that, as embarrassed as I am, I find the concept of my indelible ass-print quite hilarious! :D

Temple Stark said...

i would obsess about that forever and if i didn't get the job i'd think, it was the ass print. Good luck!

ps, i like that little comment widget.

Lolagrrl said...

Thanks Temple Stark... I hadn't thought about that part. So... uh... yeah, thanks.

;D

Yeah, I lurve the Click comments too! :D

Toni said...

Maybe they'll give you that chair when you get the job? ;)

Lolagrrl said...

BTW - I am happy to report that I went in for my final interview today and the ass print was gone!
*whew!*
;D

Temple Stark said...

Freakin A. How many interviews do they need? That'd be horrible for all those rejected. Luckily for you, you won't have to worry about that and can happily tell your ass print story to those you come to trust and love at work.

Lolagrrl said...

Quick follow up... I GOT THE JOB! :D
Ass print be damned!

... and thanks for the kind words Temple Stark. =)

tina said...

this sounds very much like something that would happen to me. thanks for the laugh! -Tina

Macker said...

genuine congratulations, of course.

but do you wonder how much influence leaving your "mark" made on their decision?

Lolagrrl said...

Macker,
Thank you and nopey. =)
... but I sometimes wonder if the fact that I had the balls to blog about it did.

ladylinoleum said...

I know that you must've been mortified! Don't worry though, I'm sure you were splendid nonetheless!

Lolagrrl said...

awww! Thanks! =)
... and can I say, that I'm geeking out just a little bit right now? I am a HUGE fan of Monster Crochet!! Whenever there's a party at my house, I make people wear the "Inebriated Bunny" hat!
it's a wonder that people ever show up at my house. ;D

horatio salt said...

so you brought a unique "leave behind" to the meeting. good one.

Antique Mommy said...

Oh that cracks me up!