Drivetime Haikus

20 miles from home:

Work sucked ass today.
Archipelago mindsets
Never get you far.

18 miles from home:

No wait at the turn.
No traffic jam at the light.
Optimistic bliss.

16 miles from home:

Up yours white Hundai!
Why cut me off at the toll
and THEN hunt for change?!

9 miles from home:

Expressway Asshat:
If you must drive Forty-five,
use the right-hand lane.

2 miles from home:

Gas light starts to blink
Truck cuts me off near red light,
and doesn't turn right.

Home:

Oh Drivetime Haiku,
You saved me from hard jail time!
Road rage is much worse.

Screw it. I'll fill up the gas tank tomorrow. ;D

The Corporate Haiku

On Company Politics:

From under the bus…
One seems to often forget,
“It’s just junk mail folks!”

On Marketing:

Lead Generation:
Another headline needed…
To sell the same thing.

On "Buzzwords":

On Yuppies and Dinks:
How can an anagram sound
like a yummy treat?

On Modern Communication:

Emails in all caps.
The slaughter of “your” and “you’re”
Web hath maimed language.

On Programming:

Code is a language
Like rumor is to hive-minds
They’ll never get it.

Hahaha! I could write these all day! =)